Every once in awhile, a hero comes through time who’s stories not only pass across the lands, but are immortalized in song. With my latest parody cover of Toss a Coin To Your Witcher, may I present:
Toss Some Deut To Your Fleeter
When a humble fleet
Graced a fly along
Buster of Zenith
Along came this song
From when this fleeter fought
A moon destroying foe
His army of FEW
Charge behind him did they go
Some came after us
Which proved to be a feat
Came after our loot
Tried crashing down our fleets
While the devils missiles
Shredded down our de
And so cried The Fleeter
Victors we shall be!
Toss some deut to your Fleeter
Oh, Uni of Zenith
Oh, Uni of Zenith, Oh
Toss some deut to your Fleeter
Oh, Uni of Zenith
At the edge of the galaxy,
Mighty turtles he has crashed
That taunt and they tease us
And boast that they can’t be smashed
He’s farmed every grey
Looting profits from their graves
High up from the ranks
From which they once came
He’s wiped out your rivals
And he’s done it with smiles
He’s a friend of the Uni
So let’s give him his rest
That’s my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villains
Pour him some Rock’tal ale
Toss some deut to your Fleeter
Oh, Uni of Zenith
Oh, Uni of Zenith, Oh
Toss some deut to your Fleeter
A friend of the Uni
Toss some deut to your Fleeter
Oh, Uni of Zenith
Oh, Uni of Zenith, Oh
Toss some deut to your Fleeter
A friend of the Uni