For starters, No music was more appropriate than this, even tho I've used it before, sorry, it just completely applies here 
Hail the king 
So, this hit. Yea. I'm sure there will be much trolling and flaming in the comments, as this is a filthy double cross. Completely 100% I played this guy's friend and backstabbed him, since I was given the opportunity to.
So when I left, some new guy took over what was SRI's account. And he did the traditional new guy thing, prey on the laziness of the top players and pull some cheeky surprise hit, out of which he got 500 of Cam's rips. I was retired at the time, intending fully for it to be permanent. However Queen Leo had some very important rl business that I will not discuss here, you can PM her if you care enough to ask, and she might tell you. Anyways, naturally this opened the door for me to come back somewhat incognito. Seeing the potential opportunity long before it arrived, I changed my name to YourWorstNightmare instead of YummMini, as an ambiguous threatening name. In fairness, many knew I had returned, but apparently no one told this guy 
Couple days ago he comes out of vmode, and asks if I want to hit DegO, as DegO's fleet is split and together our two monster fleets can hit half of it. I of course immediately said yes, and we flew. A little mishap occurred since Ivan was not informed of my decision to do this beforehand, as I sort of took the opportunity as soon as it came up, so he logged in and jumpgated the other half of his fleet to his moon, and we recalled.
After that incident, Badmanner as he is called now, told me he would come out of vmode in a few days and we could try again. My cover still not blown, as my recall was "in reaction to DegO's move" instead of a doublecross, I talked to Ivan as soon as he woke up the next day, and we talked it out at length. He put the maximum number of rips badmanner and I could kill together on his moon, with about 9 billion resources behind them, and logged out waiting for my call. Eventually badmanner showed up, and we flew. With 10 seconds left on the clock, I recalled my full fleet. Badmanner didn't notice. And thus we have this. 100% of the DF was collected by us.
I'd like to dedi this hit to SomeRandomIdiot, as I never had the pleasure of crashing YOU myself, but your fleet is now sitting in my recyclers, so thanks for building it bud 
Other dedis of course to Ivan, who has thru no direct action of his own made the #1 hit in Io, thanks for being offline whenever I ask you to be 
and the others who assisted with everything and knew about this going in, you won't be named to protect the guilty of course
This was a fun ride, but hopefully something I won't have to resort to in the future. If this guy didn't do all the things he did and play from vmode, on the account he was on, this never would have happened, GL in RL and your other unis, take care.
Until next time everyone
On (17.06.2015 04:13:05) the following fleets met in battle::
BadManner vs. DegO, YourWorstNightmare, Zen
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Battleship 20.322
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Dest. 114.001
Battlecr. 34.926
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
L.Cargo 56.834
L.Fighter 685.158
Cruiser 113.153
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Esp.Probe 1
Defender DegO
Weapons: 200% Shields: 210% Armour: 220%
L.Cargo 1.200
Esp.Probe 500
Sol. Sat 1
Deathstar 5.301
R.Launcher 17.138
Defender YourWorstNightmare
Weapons: 200% Shields: 190% Armour: 200%
Esp.Probe 69
Defender Zen
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Esp.Probe 69
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Battleship 3.431 (-16.891)
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Dest. 18.695 (-95.306)
Battlecr. 5.731 (-29.195)
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
L.Cargo 9.521 (-47.313)
L.Fighter 113.085 (-572.073)
Cruiser 18.552 (-94.601)
Attacker BadManner
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 180%
Esp.Probe 1 (-0)
Defender DegO
Weapons: 200% Shields: 210% Armour: 220%
Deathstar 5.301 (-0)
Defender YourWorstNightmare destroyed.
Defender Zen destroyed.
The battle ended in a draw, both fleets withdraw to their home planets.
The attacker lost a total of 21.007.762.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 49.316.500 units.
At these space coordinates now float 3.376.086.600 metal and 2.313.738.900 crystal.
BadManner : lose 21.007.762.000
Metal: 11.246.422.000 | Cristal: 7.704.623.000 | Deut: 2.056.717.000
DegO : lose 49.178.500
Metal: 41.476.000 | Cristal: 7.702.000 | Deut: 500
YourWorstNightmare : lose 69.000
Metal: 0 | Cristal: 69.000 | Deut: 0
Zen : lose 69.000
Metal: 0 | Cristal: 69.000 | Deut: 0
Attacker profits : -21.007.762.000
Metal: -11.246.422.000 | Cristal: -7.704.623.000 | Deut: -2.056.717.000
Defender profits : 5.640.509.500
Metal: 3.334.610.600 | Cristal: 2.305.898.900 | Deut: -500
Converted by InfoCompte CR converter
Skin InfoCompte White by ManishBoy
like my 150k BCs 
) I saw him login but I let it land anyways cuz really, I already spent the deut, why would I not let it hit? Anyways, I expected to hit air, like usual, and for some reason in his overwhelming panic or something 
he left these behind. Small moral victories 
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