Hahahah new scores:
no1 solo 977 kk TD
no2 solo 967 kk TD
no3 solo 957 kk TD
...
Fun times.
Anyway story time:
The endgame for Hulk.
He aint gonna be smashing my Virgins a lot
This is my harem , boy
so The hulk:
1) pros
- he came to a new uni, started killing people, brave enough (or foolish)
- super funny msgs
2) cons
- he left his alliance, playing alone wont help you a lot
- he started using WasntMe as a refference in any relation with other players as they are friends
- offered me help with the Unknown, I said I need only doot from him, nothing else (doot addict)
He replied on that with 15kk doot weekly offer, which I said is nothing and he s more worth as a target.
Now from here starts all the fun.
After my answer he said I'm arrogant and refusing his friendship offer cause he is a excellent fleeter.
Ok I say, let's test that.
I was watching, and saw his attack on sally.
(who I give a big dedi by this chance, now sell me your doot on 2 1 1 ratio for saving you from him)
He FSed as soon as his fleet got back, no act on any other moon and this planet was a bit far away from others to do the deploy.
Enough for me, so I launched RIPs.
After only 3 shots, moon got destroyed and hop.. 12h FS.. OMG..
You've been holding me up all night Hulky boy I'll give you that.
Comedy begins in our PMs (just gonna higlight some of them):
- it’s a no to me joining dc even though wasn’t me says yes?
- Lol recalling was worth a shot!
- Hey any chance you can allow me to save my cargos and ONLY them. I’ll leave the rest of the fleet, you earned it.
- I will NOT betray you. You earned it and the death stars MUST be repaid
- Hopefully, after this, we can be teammates eventually.
- So if I guarantee you 20kk deut every other day, would you be willing to recall the attack?
- I’m asking as 1 guy to another. I only have 2 months to play, don’t make me spend it rebuilding.
and as a last one:
- Man no moon!!!
Hulk, you've been nothing but a fun today. Tnx for that. I wish you a happy and fast FR.
Virgo, man needs a moon? Anyone?
Virgins, freaky enterprise presents new No1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywq6FMLbWH4
On 06-05-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker FreakO [D-C]
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Deathstar 1
Battleship 11.111
Battlecruiser 5.555
Cruiser 22.222
Light Fighter 111.111
Heavy Fighter 11.111
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Defender The_Hulk [SMASH]
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Small Cargo 5.071
Large Cargo 1.543
Light Fighter 7.588
Heavy Fighter 5.228
Cruiser 7.609
Colony Ship 4
Recycler 3.505
Espionage Probe 429
Bomber 1.387
Solar Satellite 182
Destroyer 812
Deathstar 1
Battlecruiser 1.452
Rocket Launcher 4.132
Light Laser 17.227
Heavy Laser 200
Gauss Cannon 100
Ion Cannon 20
Plasma Turret 31
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker FreakO [D-C]
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Deathstar 1 ( -0 )
Battleship 11.062 ( -49 )
Battlecruiser 5.545 ( -10 )
Cruiser 21.574 ( -648 )
Light Fighter 81.139 ( -29.972 )
Heavy Fighter 9.424 ( -1.687 )
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Defender The_Hulk [SMASH]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
11.086.461 Metal, 8.461.416 Crystal and 6.087.853 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 159.340.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 818.305.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 434.348.000 metal and 242.249.600 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 25.635.730 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 329.931.461
Crystal: 208.320.016
Deuterium: 4.641.853
The attacker(s) made a profit of 542.893.330 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -477.472.961
Crystal: -281.125.916
Deuterium: -85.341.853
The defender(s) lost a total of 843.940.730 units.