Greetings Yildun! We, the Coalition of....something, have decided the universe is lacking life. And also that we are the best. And that [SexyBaby] and [MCB] are not the best. One team has talked like gods for a long time, but has shown not much yet. Kicked off almost all uni's they tried, this time left running without a fight? the other has been living up to their name, baby's. So finally we decided that we need pie. Naturally this has lead to war. But there are too many players in vmode in both [SexyBaby] and [MCB] to make us happy about our likelihood to receive pie.
Therefore, we, the Coalition of A...[unintelligible speech], declare simultaneous war on both [SexyBaby] and [MCB] alliances. We are aware that, per the rules, we would need a seperate war declaration for each of these wars. However, as has been done in the past we have received permission from [SMod] Andvari300 to declare this simultaneous war in the same war discussion thread. This will allow everyone to more easily follow and be entertained by our collective efforts.
We, being righteous and humble, are willing to discuss the terms of the war with both alliances here in the discussion thread. Of course if any side is unwilling to participate in a limited war, that is perfectly acceptable and we will proceed under the rules of standard war as per the rules. Standard War begins now but we offer a 3 day period to agree on terms for a possible switch to limited war, though the standard war starts right away while we discuss (bashing lifted after 12 hours of this post per rules). Our intention is to track discussion in one thread, CR's in two threads. Each alliance is free to make their own decisions on what's best for them. Should any side surrender the applicable CR thread will be closed.
As for our own conditions Rake insists on pie, as per usual! We agree to immediately end the war for any alliances that makes for us a homemade pie and eats it, and provides documentation (pictures) of this adventure in this thread. Eating the pie is important because we want it to be delicious! We're not going to accept a poop pie or something like that....unless you eat it, of course.
So there it is. It shall be
THE COALITION OF [cough cough]
Good luck to everyone!