A story of Reaper/Production/WhateverNameThisNoobWantsToTake
Once upon a time there was a little boy in the top 50. This little guy couldn't stand probe, which made him cranky like when he ran out of cookies for his snack. But one day an idea occurred to him: "You don't have to learn to play if I have the money! "
And so Production was born, the random who didn't know how to play entered a "who has the biggest" contest with Cyntai to become the biggest account in the universe. But the little boy hadn't thought of everything ... Having the money to be first couldn't prevent other players from knowing how to play ... This is where everything went wrong, when the fox entered the henhouse ... Such a mass of resources was like a light in the dark ...
The little boy wanted to put pressure on the bad guys who wanted to use him to climb the rankings
But despite the warnings and the mb, nothing worked, impossible to hit the cunning fox... Money could not do everything... The little boy was therefor forced to offer peace to his at tackers, a blow to his ego, he who almost took himself for God...
But small tensions persisted between our two protagonists, the peace was fragile ... And then one fine morning, the little boy decides that to have put 5k dollars in an account is not important and here he is at the limit of the multi-account by deciding to start a new account.
But the little boy still didn't understand that having a lot of point with money still didn't make him the first in the universe ... The fox and his companions took advantage of an opportUNITY to bring out their balls.
Ironically, what better than RIPS for a Reaper ...
On 24-02-2021 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Bouddhomer
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Deathstar 1.000
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Attacker R3N4RD
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Deathstar 2.308
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Attacker Mecha Kill Kine
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Deathstar 1.423
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Attacker Baguette
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Deathstar 1.000
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Defender Reaper [UNITY]
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Small Cargo 84
Large Cargo 104.123
Colony Ship 3
Recycler 2
Espionage Probe 9.470
Solar Satellite 4.000
Deathstar 593
Crawler 1.000
Light Laser 818.711
Heavy Laser 199.812
Gauss Cannon 99.973
Plasma Turret 7.291
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Bouddhomer
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Deathstar 1.000 ( -0 )
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Attacker R3N4RD
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Deathstar 2.308 ( -0 )
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Attacker Mecha Kill Kine
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Deathstar 1.423 ( -0 )
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Attacker Baguette
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Deathstar 999 ( -1 )
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Defender Reaper [UNITY]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
2.688.596.987 Metal, 5.858.547.937 Crystal and 59.968.652 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 10.000.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 15.087.287.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 2.158.173.600 metal and 1.812.268.800 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 8.607.113.576 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 4.841.770.587
Crystal: 7.666.816.737
Deuterium: 58.968.652
The attacker(s) made a profit of 12.567.555.976 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -11.071.551.487
Crystal: -11.548.170.437
Deuterium: -1.074.678.652
The defender(s) lost a total of 23.694.400.576 units.
And even after that the stubborn little boy couldn't understand why the ugly villains had hit him for "only" 12bn ...
Anyway, for a top 1 profit, that was worth it...
As a small bonus, this incomplete list of regular "little bonuses" ...
#Fridge #Noob
Dedications :
Bouddhomer
"The legend goes that the debit card is still warm"
@R3N4RD
"To the cowards who put the VM"
@Mecha Kill Kine
« To the cattle : the grim reaper is here. »
@Baguette
« I want to dedicate this to my friends from near and far, #NoobCreditCard. »