Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Have you or your family been harassed because your noob mega-alliance isn't teaching you enough to keep you safe?
If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals...The Meketrex Supplicants. We do what we want throughout the cosmos. We have no allies and fear no alliances for the chosen form will eventually come for all. Join us here at TMS as we worship Gozer the Traveler, run amok on other people's property for money, and eat big twinkies.
Contact Rake in-game to apply. Minimum Rank: 200 to start. No more than 15 members are anticipated to be accepted.
"None could guess my confusion, my host of deluded illusions and elusive delusions! A mantle of marble hiding a crumbling core of sandstone. See how they stare at me, wondering, all wondering, at my secret wellspring of wisdom..."